Knock 'em Dead Interview - Part 2
Just a short one today. After discovering that the interviewee has near zero knowledge on the technical side, here comes the most interesting part - money.
Bastard: What is your expected salary?
Idiot: [confidential]
Bastard: You only have a one-year diploma and no working experience. Why do you think we can pay you that amount?
Idiot: Oh... [multi-national company] is a "big" company. I am sure you can pay me. Everyone is driving big cars as I can see from the car park.
Bastard: Why do you think people who drive big cars can pay you high salary?
Idiot: Yeah, I see people wear long sleeves and ties. This company surely can pay one...
Bastard: Those are suppliers and vendors la... By the way, I am wearing jeans today. Thank you very much and have a nice day!
Bastard: What is your expected salary?
Idiot: [confidential]
Bastard: You only have a one-year diploma and no working experience. Why do you think we can pay you that amount?
Idiot: Oh... [multi-national company] is a "big" company. I am sure you can pay me. Everyone is driving big cars as I can see from the car park.
Bastard: Why do you think people who drive big cars can pay you high salary?
Idiot: Yeah, I see people wear long sleeves and ties. This company surely can pay one...
Bastard: Those are suppliers and vendors la... By the way, I am wearing jeans today. Thank you very much and have a nice day!
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